Izzy: What sort of a name is THAT??
Me: Shut up! *Ahem* I am Funkiechick, the beautiful and charming-
TK:-and modest! ^_^
Me: narrarator and auther of Digimon fairy tales and other well known storys.
Tai: You're gonne re-write fairy tales with US in them?
Davis: WALLOWING through puberty? Personally, I kinda like my changes
^_^
Me: DAVIS-SAMA! TAI-SAMA!! ::promptly glomps the two hotties::
Sora: HEY! LET HIM GO!
Kari: YEAH! Cut it out!
Me ::letting the boys go::: Anyways...I'm about to cast this story.
As the beautiful and charming narrarator, we have myself. As Snow
White, we have Mimi Tachikawa!
Mimi: You're seriously basing a story on me?? Thats so cool!! ^_^
Me: Yeppers Mimi. Your turn to shine! ^_^ As the handsome blond to
die for hottie of a prince we have....Matt Ishida!!
Matt *blushing*: WHAT??? B-but...I..I mean..
Me: Quiet surfer boy. As Hairy the digidestined dwarf we have the
hottie..TAI KAMIYA!
Tai: I'm a DWARF!!!??
Me: Shut up! As..um..ah HA, Curly, the beautiful dwarf with hair
that curls at the end we have...SORA TAKENOUCHI!
Sora: It's better than the evil queen I guess, and you called me
beautiful ^_^...
Me: Nice of you to stay on the optomistic side Sora. As Goggles, our
cute little brown haired dwarf we have, DAVIS MOTOMIYA!!
Davis: GOGGLES???
Me: As Camera, the pretty, nice little female dwarf we have...KARI KAMIYA!
Kari: I sound as about exciting as a dish of potatos -_-
Me: As Glasses, our tall blue haired dwarf we have...JOE KIDO!
Joe: Glasses?
Me: What, you wanna be named layered head?
Joe: Leave my hair alone.
Me: Thank you. As Smarty, the red headish little dwarf we have..IZZY IZUMI!
Izzy: SMARTY? I sound like something you win in a cerial box!
Me: And a candy. ^_~ And our last dwarf, we have bowl head. Played by TK.
TK: SHUT UP ABOUT MY GOD DAMN BOWL!
Kari: You mean it IS a bowl?
Matt: It was the cats. It used to be a litter box.
Tai: SERIOUSLY?
Matt: Seriously.
Mimi: Thats just...gross.
Kari: Yeah...ew...
TK: I WASHED IT!
Joe: That's not the point.
Davis: HA HA! LITTER HEAD! LITTER HEAD!
Me: Shut up! Anyways. As the evil queen, we have...YOLEI!
Yolei: HIIII!
Me: As her faithful mirror, we have...CODY!!!
Cody: *blushing from attention*
Me: Come on cutie, say something.
Cody: *smiles* Hi.
Me: YAY! O-KAY! Now, we are going to start the story.
All(but me): GAAAAAAH!
Matt: Wait! If I'm the prince...and Mimi's the princess or whatever,
and this is Snow White...do I have to kiss her?
Izzy: Thats the way it works Matt.
Matt: Do I?
Me: Yeppers! ^_^
Matt *blushing*: BUT...BUT...
Me: Oh there will be other romances, like Tai and Sora-
Tai and Sora: *blush*
Me: Davis and Kari...
Davis: YES!
Kari: I don't mind.
TK: WHAT??
Davis: If you killed me right now I'd die a happy man...
Me: Anyways, NOW ONTO THE STORY!
~Setting, cute little castle, and a well outside~
Me: Once upon a time there lived a beautiful princess named Mimi White.
Mimi: ^_^
Me: She lived with her...uh...family...I think..I'm a little rusty on
this story....anyways. She..uh...cleaned the well..and uh...liked to
sing the..uh...
Mimi: *ahem* Lady's leave your men at home, the club is full of
ballers and the pack is full grown, and all you fella's leave your
girl with her friends, 'cause it's 11:30 and the club is jumpin'
jumpin-
Me: *ahem* NOT modern songs such as Destiny's Child. Old song.
Mimi: Um...old old...I GOT IT! She loves you, yeah yeah yeah, she
loves you, yeah yeah yeah...she loves you yeah yeah yeah yeah...
Me: she liked to sing The Beatles!! Anyways, enter the opposition.
Yolei: Thats me, right?
Me: Yup. Once there lived a beautiful...um...I mean, semi-okay
looking queen, named Queen Yolei.
Yolei: HEY!
Me: Shut up. Anyways, one day she went to the mirror and said..
"Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the most beautiful of all" or
something like that. And the mirror (who was freaked of getting the
crap kicked out of him) said 'Uh...you...' so the queen was happy.
Yolei: Tra la, and all that happy crap.
Me: Until-.
Tai, Davis and Matt:........
Me: *ahem* Until-
Tai, Davis and Matt:.......
Me: *AHEM* UNTIL-
Tai, Davis and Matt: RIGHT! DUN Dun duuuuuuuun.
Me: Very nice gentlemen! ^_^ Okay, so until-
Tai, Davis and Matt: DUN Dun duuuuuuun.
Me: The queen went to the mirror, said her crap, and the mirror said-
Cody: Nope.
Yolei: WHAT???
Cody: Mimi is. She's hotter than you now. No offense, but she has
better measurements.
Me: CODY??
Cody: well she DOES.
Me: Anyways, so Queen Yolei goes into an amazing rage.
Yolei: grr
Me: Oh come ON!
Yolei: GRR.
Me: COME ON!
Yolei: GGGGGGGRRRR!
Me: VERY nice. ^_^ So Queen Yolei decides to kill Mimi White,
and....yeah. So anyways, back to Mimi White.
Mimi: It's been a hard days night, and i've been working, like a dog...
Me: Then suddenly...um...a messanger appears.
::Kit Kat pops out of nowhere wearing a dorky messanger outfit, she
still looks fine...::
Kit Kat: What the fu-
Mimi: Oh, you startled me.
Kit Kat: Yeah yeah, anyways. I have a message. Run away, okay?
Mimi: erm...why?
Kit Kat: 'cause the script says so. Now go away.
Mimi: GAH! Geez. ::Mimi runs off into the woods.
Kit Kat: Can I go now? I have to uh...teach my ferret how to yoddle.
Me: Sure thing, have fun! ^_^
Kit Kat: Thanks. ::bolts off::
Me: What a nice thing to do to that poor deflenseless ferret.
Anyways, so Mimi runs and runs, and finds a house.
Mimi: I found a house!
Me: So then, she goes inside and no one's there. So then she like,
goes to their beds and like, slept.
Davis: Which bed? *grinning*
Matt: SHE'S MY PRINCESS! *whaps Davis on the head*
Me: She's asleep on Sora's bed, okay?
Sora:......
Me: So then all the dwarfs come home. They go upstairs to see...Mimi
White sleeping on Sora's bed.
Tai: Sora, honey, is there something you're not telling us?
Sora: gggrr *bam's Tai's head*
Joe: Well, she's cute.
Kari: Wake her up.
Izzy: Why?
Kari: It's in the script.
Tai: We need Matt for that.
TK: She's not in her eternal sleep yet.
Sora: I'll do it. ::Sora shakes Mimi awake::
Mimi: Oh, hi. Can I live with you?
Everyone: Sure.
Me: So Mimi White lives with them. One day they were out, and
someone went to the door.....*GASP*
Tai, Davis and Matt: DUN Dun duuuuuuuun.
Me: It was Yolei in a really cheap costume of a witch. Kit Kat made
it in her spare time.
Kit Kat: HEY!
Yolei: Eat this poison apple okay?
Mimi: No way!
Yolei: But you get to kiss Matt.
Mimi: I'll chomp that apple baby! ^_^
Me: So Mimi ate the apple, and went unconcious. Yolei laughed with evilness.
Yolei: Ha.
Me: GET INTO IT BIMBO!!! :: holds hammer::
Yolei: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!
Me: Okay, good. So Yolei leaves, and the dwarfs come home, and Hairy says...
Tai:...do I have to say this?
Me: Yes.
Tai: *sigh*.......*GAAAAASSSP* Well slap my booties, Mimi is hurt!
*sob* what SHALL we do? Curly, HOLD me!
Sora: *sigh* there there...there there...there there...
::Tai cuddles::
Me: TAI! GET YOUR HEAD AWAY FROM HER BOOBS!
Tai: SCREW THE SCRIPT! ::Tai frenches Sora::
Sora: mmmmmmmMMMM.
Me: THATS IT! ::writes something down, Tai and Sora get electricuted::
Tai:....I take it we have to do what you say...
Me: Yep. ^_^ Besides, you'll get your chance in my NEXT fairy tale.
Sora: I don't even know why I did that...
Me: PUH-LEESE. Everyone knows you like each other.
Tai*blushing*: N-no way.
Davis: CARRY ON THE WITH STORY GOD DAMNIT!
Me: Okay okay! So the dwarfs are sad...
Dwarfs: *sobs* -_-
Me: and then they put Mimi White into this cool coffin thingy, and
wait for someone blond, and hot to show up.
Tai:....he's taking quite awhile...
Kari:...theres nothing to do.....
Joe:....anyone wanna play spin the bottle?
*ZAP*
Joe*fried*: OKAY FUNKIECHICK! I'M SORRY!
Me: Thats better. Suddenly, on a big green stallion, rode in-
Davis: GREEN?
Me: It's my favorite colour.
TK: Yeah well, my brother looks bad in green.
Kari *grinning*: actually...
Sora *grinning as well*: He looks pretty nice...
Guys: HEY!
Me: Thank you girls. So Matt rode in on his Green Stallion, jumped
off, and went to Mimi's cool coffiny...thingy...
Matt*blushing*: I've never...kissed...Mimi before...
TK: But you kissed that girl Amika before...and Jenny, and San, and M-
Matt: SHUT UP!
Me: Just do it. She'll wake up.
Matt: Do it? I'm aloud to-
Me: NOT SEX, YOU BUFFOON!
Matt: Okay okay. ::Matt leans over Mimi, and kissed her on the lips::
Cody: Now this story is over.
Tai: Not until Matt stops.
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Davis: Matt? Don't you have to come up for air?
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Tai: Hey Sora, wanna get an ice cream or something?
ZAP!
Tai: But he's gonna take forever Funkiechick-chan!
Me: If you charm me enough, maybe i'll let you and everyone leave,
handsome. You too Davis.
Tai and Davis: *sigh* Our bologna has a first name...it's
Funkie...our bologna has a last name...it's chick....
hour later..
Joe: Matt's still at it.
Yolei: A lot more passionate though.
Tai and Davis: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..didilee dee dee...
FINALLY! MATT'S UP!
Tai and Davis: YES! CEEEEEEEEELABRATION TIME, COME ON!
Me: they didn't sing that enthusiasticly to ME.
::Tai pics up Sora, and runs off, Davis picks up Kari before TK can
do anything, and runs off, Matt pics up Mimi, and runs off, Yolei
picks up a protesting and angry Izzy, and runs off Cody runs away
from Funkiechick, as do Joe and TK::
Me: I'm all alone...I GOT IT! ::writes some words down, the digimon
emperor appears::
Digimon Emperor: Why am I here??? $^%%^
Me: Sing me a song or you die.
Digimon Emperor: Eep! O_O....um...Banana's....UNITE! Peel banana,
peel peel banana, peel banana, peel peel banana. Slice, banana,
slice slice banana, slice banana, slice slice banana....
Me: Heeheeheeeheee ^_^
END OF FAIRY TALE AND OTHER WELL KNOWN STORIES NUMBER ONE!
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